Caroline Lyders WISN's Fake Girlfriend Channel 12

This beach girl is not Caroline Lyders, so why is Caroline lying and saying that she is?

2007-10-16T08:51:00.000-07:00

All of us Milwaukee locals know will know when we look at these photos that this woman here on the beach with the American Idol is not our morning newsanchor Caroline Lyders. They look nothing alike other than that short hair. But the hairstyles are even different. Who is this chick anyway? She must be pissed off that Caroline Lyders lied and said she was her. She should sue.

This gal must be a model or something. She’s very tall. She’s almost as tall as him.

Caroline Lyders hair looks nothing like this. Look at the size of her shoes she’s holding. Big feet for a big girl. Guesstimate this woman is around 5′9 or maybe 5′10 and weighs around 140.

She’s pretty. She looks nothing like Caroline Lyders.

Caroline Lyders is a very short person and this is what she looks like

2007-09-29T06:46:00.000-07:00

This blog we found said the pictures of her and Taylor mosying down the street were fakes/staged that were made to look like paparazzi shots so people will think they were actually in a relationship and Caroline could get her name in the papers because she was seen with him. The photo does let you know how short Caroline Lyders is when she’s NOT WEARING HIGH HEELS TO MAKE HER LOOK TALLER. Here’s some pics of Caroline Lyders so you can really see what she looks like -

Our Morning Newsanchor Caroline Lyders is a Fraud

2007-09-19T00:45:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine here in Milwaukee emailed me the other day with a link to a blog called Making Fun of Your Ass . This is a blog that was devoted to exposing the fakeness that is our morning newsanchor Caroline Lyders of Channel 12. Remember when we all read in the news that Caroline Lyders was the woman on the beach with American Idol Taylor Hicks? Remember how we all went, huh? Caroline Lyders from the morning news? That doesn’t really look like her. Once you see someone’s face enough in the morning you know what they look like. Anyway it turns out that Caroline Lyders wasn’t actually the woman on the beach! That’s why it didn’t look like her! The blog carefully exposes what went behind this big huge lie. Taylor Hicks was on the beach with some tall blonde babe with short hair like Caroline Lyders. The woman I guess was bad news. Taylor Hicks didn’t want people to know he was with this kind of gal (since he was supposed to be some goody two shoes for TV) so he finds Caroline Lyders who agrees to say it was her, to make those pics look like they were something different. Sound crazy? I agree! But it’s true so that is even the crazier part.

But wait till you see the pictures. Caroline is 5′2, I’ve seen her Ristorante Bartolotta before and she is really short and the babe on the beach is at least 5′9, really tall! Also Caroline’s no beach babe.

What is going on WISN? We don’t want to see this liar on TV every morning. That’s not how we want to wake up. Please give us someone we can respect. Put Patrick Paolantonio on an extra shift. Go hire Vivika Vergara from Fox 6. (we love her). Hell what about, Joyce Garbaciak, Kai Reed, Kathy Mykleby, Kent Wainscott, Matt Salemme, Mike Anderson, Mike Miller, Milwaukee, newsanchors, Nick Bohr, Patrick Paolantonio, Portia Young, Shelby Croft, Terry Sater, Toya Washington, or Vivika Vergara? Why would we want someone who lies as our news anchor reporting our news? We don’t trust this lady.